Saturday, March 31, 2007

the art of talking to one’s self

Summer's here! weeeeeee

Friday, March 30, 2007

It’s Saturday, wanna rage?


There's always a time when I hate everyone. I hate everyone now. Oh yeah, I just woke up so stay away from me within 50 miles radius from where I am sitting now. Because dear friends, lovers, enemies and fuckers, I literally eat fresh human kidney. I have animal tendencies to devour any food looking mammal like you paired with Taho and Quail eggs. Speaking of Taho and Quail Eggs, let me tell you a story. Now you have to read this. If not, what are you doing here in my blog? Better fuck off, hit control+ALT+ delete and die. Hmmhkay, here it is. A long 1440 minutes ago, there stood a young waifish Princess who was craving for Taho and Quail eggs. She thought of traveling the mountains, walking using her two waifish hands just to buy those Immortality Taho and Quail eggs at a local sports complex. And so she came (in the sports complex, silly!) waving Mr. Taho hello, saying '' give me 5 tall glasses or I'll eat your soul.'' Afraid that She might eat his soul, Mr. Taho hurriedly filled the glasses and handed it to her with tremble. (Yes, she is immortal now, so be very afraid.) Satisfied with how she gulped the Taho heartily and how it filled her parasite-filled stomach, Her Highness then asked Mr. Taho "where's Mr. Quail egg man?" He just shrugged. Her left brow raised with a perfect 45 degrees angle, but she didn't bother eating his soul when he shrugged ( how dare he!) because she's merciful like that and because he is stinky. For the benefit of mankind and her poor parasites, she waited Mr. Quail egg man because [ insert any stupid reason here, I can't think of any. This one is stupid enough, I guess ]. SO she waited for 10..15..30 minutes. She couldn't sense his chakra at all. She decided to go home walking using her two waifish hands and felt her purpose going to the sport complex was defeated because Mr. Stupid Quail egg man didn't show up.

The end.

a little chitchat with my sister Sakura chan earlier today:

Sakura chan: daddy says come home. He misses you already.

Me: O rly? Ok. When I get fat. So how's the puppies?

That is all. And I still hate you. so close your browser rack off and die. NOW!

This is not the fairest dinkum you know. so smile. =p

Question: Is Sanjaya still singing in American Idol? You should know that Sanjaya in India literally means William Hung in English.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

la nuit passée

Wearing all shades of green at night on a reggae fest ain't a good idea I tells ya! ( I was wearing shades of green and i felt out of place) Jaan and I went to Paseo and saw bajillion emo kids wearing all black with real thick eyeliners and devil knows what they are thinking! It's 'spose to be REGGAE not ReGAY!!! Them punks and goths should know the color wheel or at least make friends with Red, Green and Yellow at one time. Seriously, wacha theenk about this?

Grand, ain't it? I'm not a reggae fan whatsoever, unless it's Matisyahu. But wearing like that on a reggae fest is just sooo wrong. Anyway, since the place was crazy and something was seriously wrong, we decided to teleport somewhere where emo kids are not allowed. but before we hit our little teleport machine button, one punk approached me and gave me this

Hi, ja ja ja ja ja ja… then said, screen test is at WaterFront Citi Gym. Sheeez! Screen test is at CitiGym where I go work my saggy ass out and skinny weeny arms and legs! wuteentawutda! I'm aware that that punk works at BigFoot Entertainment where they film international movies. Bigfoot is errrr..Bigfoot. Should I give it a try? Yes? Seriously?No? hmm'kay! =D maybe when I'm not sober and looks 50 times fatter on screen, then Yeah.

after that weird one-way conversation with that punk, we teleported at Outpost and jammed or let's just say we made a ruckus for 5 minutes while crooning the song Colors by Amos Lee (head rocking, neck stiffing version).

this is Outpost's counter.

T'was a long night. It ended well and good so it's cool and I was dead drunk (Not).

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Bender MSPaintified

So I went back home from work 'round 12:30 pm and dozed off for 7 hrs. I realised I told somebody to prepare for tomorrow's showdown. cram!! I haven't finished any drawing at all and I only have half an hour left to draw at least one of the pic because I have to go to Paseo (for some reggae reason–though I'm not a fan of reggae at all, well i said yes to someone to come along with the said event because he's gonna play with Island Joe..sorry guys got no links for Island Joe *phew*)

I apologise to the challenger ( I keep him waiting for for 2 weeks for this MSpaint challenge). So here. Will post Fry and Spongebob tomorrow.

Bite my shiny metal ass, Challenger!

Thursday, March 22, 2007

creepin’ in

And I thought i'd be gone for a month. Well, it's just a thought. Silly for one. So i'm soaking as of the moment infront of the puter trying to figure out the right skin color for this *stuff* I am working. I am so bored and got nothing to do that I tried counting stretch marks and lost count. and yeah, I helped Bim count his pic's stretch marks as well. Luckily, I found one bumpy stretchmark. Can't post the pic here as per owner's request. (it's one blackmail item for sure. wehehe).
While i was busy counting stretch marks, the French lady dropped by again and said "Hi, how are you? You're extremely pretty and serene. How'd you do that? "and I went like *haha* ( mouth slightly opened, with a puzzled look still). You see, just when I need my narcissistic food, she comes along to feed me. Seriously, I need to gain weight.

Friday, March 16, 2007

summer barbed wires

I honestly don't like the thought of me wearing like this in public. Even though i know that a bikini is like a barbed-wire fence, it protects the property without obstructing the view. I just don't' have the guts to wear it i think..and the body to show as well. But I'll try to wear one this summer. (that is if I already weigh 120 lbs)

on the flipside, my head is battling with my head. you know the left hemisphere and the right hemisphere…they were battling about this—- “what the heck is MORE POWER?” you know people say,MORE POWER to you man!<- that sounds so sucky! i heard that since ice age. was that an idiom that Google,Wikipedia, And all those sites forgot to tell me or Merriam Webster just don’t want to get involved?

woooo hoooo!!! more power to me!

when Oprah said that the duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. was she talking about “MORE POWER?”

damn it!

Sunday, March 11, 2007

hitman for hire


Tell Roda she owes me icecream…

[14:17] I'm not useless. You can use me as a bad example.: i don't owe you icecream. i don't owe you anything.
[14:19] Never out Gunned: hmmm let me check my notes
[14:21] Never out Gunned: your right, my bad ..how about i treat you for pizza to make up for my mistake.
[14:22] I'm not useless. You can use me as a bad example.: your mistake?
[14:22] Never out Gunned: my mistake for thinking you owe me ice cream
[14:22] I'm not useless. You can use me as a bad example.: ahaha. funny.
[14:23] Never out Gunned: so how is life?
[14:23] I'm not useless. You can use me as a bad example.: better than ever. free from dramas and nosy people. i love it.
[14:24] Never out Gunned: great ..i'm happy for you. i have made peace with buddha ..
[14:24] I'm not useless. You can use me as a bad example.: oh. is *toot* your buddha?
[14:25] Never out Gunned: buddha is a guy doing yoga on my green t-shirts
[14:26] Never out Gunned: so are we on for pizza?
[14:27] I'm not useless. You can use me as a bad example.: when i have time.
[14:28] Never Out Gunned:let me know you can make time.
14:33] Never Out Gunned: let's hook up and talk. im free before 2pm daily let me know what works for you. no chito no lexie .. just two people talking as friends.
[14:34] I'm not useless. You can use me as a bad example.: i go out at work around 530pm
[14:34] Never Out Gunned: how about saturday?
[14:35] I'm not useless. You can use me as a bad example.: saturday's fine. but i have projects til 12nn.
[14:36] Never Out Gunned: 5:30pm saturday..Bo's , IT park ok
[14:39] I'm not useless. You can use me as a bad example.: already.
[14:39] Never Out Gunned: ok .. see you then.

I am so wondering why he wants to talk with me. If something screwy happens this saturday you know who to shoot .

this guy:

he's my former company's VP. an American asstard. wehehe

note:

never out gunned - the asstard

I'm not useless. You can use me as a bad example - the genius. yours truly.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

some movie behaviours and idiosyncrasies


Bo There's a monster inside my room. Can I have a glass of water?

Graham Hess Come on, now, you're too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what's wrong with this one?
Bo: It has dust in it.
Graham Hess: And this one?
Bo: A hair.
Graham Hess: And this one?
Bo: Morgan took a sip and it's got his amoebas in it.

Remember that li'l girl named Bo in the Signs movie? I couldn't help but giggle. Okay, giggle is underrated. I laugh whenever I think about it just because of all human silly behaviors, M. Knight Shyamalan pinned one of my greatest idiosyncrasies. I know I'm silly like that about drinking water and all. I'm not a health freak whatsoever. I'm just silly like that.

Now, one can be cute without even trying. Let me tell you why. This French lady at work dropped by to my office and said her hello speech for the first time to me: French lady: " Hi, why are you not in your usual sitting position today? You look so cute when you sit like that you know *ha ha ha * , oh you just look so cute! "

Me: ( with a puzzled grin) heeeee = ? —

(taken from Death Note)<—This was my sitting position she was talking about and she said I look so cute when I sit like that. Them French people are weird. No wonder why they find ladies with 10 inches , bushy, curly armpits' hairs sexy. Will I take that as a compliment when she said that I look cute when I sit like that? Never mind. And yeah, If you happen to read the manga, watched the animé and movies of Death Note, The character named L / Ryuuzaki, is one of the characters Tsugumi Ôba made for people with behaviors like moi.

Friday, March 9, 2007

I’m not going through the motions waiting and hoping you call me

And theres a message that I'm sending out
Like a telegraph to your soul
And if I cant bridge this distance
Stop this heartbreak overload
I ain't missing you at all

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

the feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic


I told my friends I find eatbabies.com amusing and all of David Firth's creations fantabulously amazing! I love Salad Fingers so much, I wanna marry his fingers! Then they told me that I'm nuts and is a potential psycho. You think so? Yes? Feek you very much! I hate you now!

Oh. I wonder what sunshine dust tastes like.

Monday, March 5, 2007

farfetched


There are two people who strikingly unconventional and farfetched in manner asked me these questions: Tara Aine- ( looked so enthused) Are you Narcissist, too?
My uncle Eddie - Did you have a nose job? Seriously?
Me- (looked so puzzled) WHAT???
I never thought my mental development will stop for 5 seconds when they asked me those

Sunday, March 4, 2007

another heart is cracked in two

Don't get me wrong. I am not broken-hearted whatsoever. Let's just say that I am inspired with them broken-hearted(s) This is actually one of my Series of Emo Peeggee Events illustrations. A friend threw her questions in the open and it hit me. She asked, In one lifetime, how many times are we allowed to say I have found the one? And how many times are we allowed to feel it? Another blow of questions hit me by another friend. He asked, You were engaged twice? With two different men? I won't be surprised if you'll tell me next time that you are engaged again with another man. I answered them with a smile. That is all. I want to tell them that the greatest love story I've ever heard was about Adam and Eve. I am Eve and I have found my Adam ( not adam mordo, lol). I want to tell them that we love, we feel a million times but we only have to experience one Adam or one Eve in our lifetime because I believe in 1:1 ratio…ohkay, I'm not making any sense. Enough tricky questions! I will only answer you with one big smile. =)

I will chop your heart for you're a good meal and taste good with catsup, says the peegee.

invented


Sir Isaac Newton at age 22 invented differential and integral calculus, discovered universal law of gravitation, formulated 3 laws of motion and developed the theory of light.

I am 25 and I invented Pigan. A place where all pigs meet when they die and sing hallelujah all the time. Seriously, I'm 25 and I invented "When are you gonna get fat worry machine".

Is that what you call achievement?

Saturday, March 3, 2007

this is bothering me for a month now

Went home ( to my parent's house) and saw this video slide my sister made. For some reason, I cried so hard while watching it. I know, I'm mushy like that. I will miss those people who's gonna leave and live in Congo for sure. I will be meeting them later and eat halo-halo for the last time. So I cried, yeah. And for some reason, I felt relieved. My heart's been heavy this week . I seem like a happy girl but I have my days..and sometimes weeks and months too. So there. let me continue my crying….

Nah. I'm ok now =)

Friday, March 2, 2007

catch me


If I don't say this now I will surely break
As I'm leaving the one I want to take
Forgive the urgency but hurry up and wait
My heart has started to separate
Look after you , The Fray


Thursday, March 1, 2007

so this is where i soak

the place where all ninjas meet



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