invented

Sir Isaac Newton at age 22 invented differential and integral calculus, discovered universal law of gravitation, formulated 3 laws of motion and developed the theory of light.

I am 25 and I invented Pigan. A place where all pigs meet when they die and sing hallelujah all the time. Seriously, I'm 25 and I invented "When are you gonna get fat worry machine".

Is that what you call achievement?