the feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic

I told my friends I find eatbabies.com amusing and all of David Firth's creations fantabulously amazing! I love Salad Fingers so much, I wanna marry his fingers! Then they told me that I'm nuts and is a potential psycho. You think so? Yes? Feek you very much! I hate you now!

Oh. I wonder what sunshine dust tastes like.