middle child syndrome

I have 2 siblings. An older (in)genius brother and a genius little sister. I am the creative one. I say I am creative because I give my parents creative pain in the BUTTocks and creative headnuckingaches. I know they love me for that. Seriously. I was/is the black pig. ( though the illustration doesn't say so) I will not go into details why ( I'm sure you middle children know what I'm talking about). Osama bin Laden was the 17th of 52 children. It's always the middle child, isn't it?